Shrewd! 1.1.5

Embrace the art of insults in true Shakespearean fashion with Shrewd! With a collection of over 3.5 million unique and cutting jibes inspired by the bard himself, this app is a playground for wits seeking to impress and bewilder. The randomized insult generator ensures each jest is a fresh surprise, keeping your companions on their toes.

Gone are the days of struggling for comebacks; equip yourself to triumph in verbal sparring matches or simply share a laugh with friends over a cup of coffee, or any preferred libation you fancy. Shrewd allows you to save your preferred insults for later memorization, share them on social media for added humiliation, and even enrich your repertoire by referencing genuine Shakespearean vitriol.

Should you find yourself puzzled by Shakespeare's intricate language, fear not; Shrewd includes definitions of uncommon words, empowering you to flaunt your expanding vocabulary confidently. Don't miss the opportunity to experience the brilliance of insult crafting with the exquisitely designed burn generator from Shrewd. Start sharpening your tongue today and unleash your inner wit!

• "Your goatish sheath is the greatest thing about ye."
• "Peace, you wrangling boar-pig!"
• "I am sick when I do look on thou, ye unwash'd baboon."
• "Ah, you capering minion, you were born to do me shame."
• "Swaggering satan."